Terrierman's Daily Dose
Information on working terriers, dogs, natural history, hunting, and the environment, with occasional political commentary as I see fit. This web log is associated with the Terrierman.com web site.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
The First Tree Huggers
The first “tree huggers” were 294 men and 69 women belonging to the Bishnois branch of Hinduism, who, in 1730, died while trying to protect the trees in their village from being turned into the raw material for a palace. The villagers literally clung to the trees while being slaughtered by foresters in what is known today as the Khejarli massacre, but their actions worked, leading the Maharaja of Marwar to prohibit the cutting of trees in any Bishnoi village. Today those villages are a wooded oasis in the Thar Desert of western India
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
The Best Mussolini Is a Dead Mussolini
On April 28, 1945, Benito Mussolini and Clara Petacci (his mistress) were removed from a house and driven to the small village of Giulino di Mezzegra on the shores of Lake Como. They were ordered to stand in front of a stone wall at the entrance to Villa Belmonte where both were executed by machine gun fire.
On April 29, 1945, the bodies of Mussolini, Petacci, and three other executed fascists were loaded into a van and moved south to Milan. At 3:00 a.m., the corpses were dumped on the ground in the old Piazzale Loreto.
After being kicked and spat upon, the bodies were hung upside down from the roof of a service station and stoned from below by civilians.
Monday, April 27, 2026
A True Christian Takes Action
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On why I did any of this:
i am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)
While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.
Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.
Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.
Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.
Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack.
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sunday, April 26, 2026
“Rebranding” at the Humane Society of the United States
American Hero!
Saturday, April 25, 2026
Fire, Ready, Aim!
“Just a reminder to spread far and wide, don’t support Jimmy John’s. The owner is a terrible person who kills helpless animals in Africa.“I hate these trophy hunters so very much.”
1. That’s not Africa.2. I don’t hunt big game or know this man, but his African hunts were all legal, bringing huge sums to wildlife conservation.3. This is a massive American Mule Deer, legally hunted in Utah, in November 2023. Tag price: $500,000 going to state conservation. A similar tag for Arizona was $725,000 which directly funds habitat improvements and wildlife management.
Friday, April 24, 2026
The Only Consulting Sheep Detective in the World
The fox was blamed, but it was actually dystocia. The badger is blamed, but in fact the sheep tipped onto its back in a ditch and drowned. A rustler is suspected, but it’s just bad fencing. A Big Cat scare sweeps the countryside, but it’s just Rory’s lurcher who disappeared two months earlier. A field of 20 dead sheep is a riddle, but it turns out not to be lightning, but selenium poisoning caused by a jackleg country vet mixing supplements wrong. I could write 50 of these, all with colorful local paranoids, poofs, and popinjays mixed in with doddering grannies, caravan-living travelers, hunters in new clothes, and tattooed and pierced sabs chasing each others tails. A countryside comedy detective show with Nigel Throckmorton Jones — the only consulting Sheep Detective in the world — at its center.
Antibiotics for Working Dogs
“Look through ‘pet and vet’ catalogues and you will see only dog and cat stuff, with the one exception being a page devoted to fish antibiotics. Wink, wink. ‘Labeled for fish use.’ Wink, wink.“Note that this same catalogue has no aquarium heaters, aquarium hoods, automatic fish feeders, or fish food. The fish meds are not being sold to people with goldfish ponds, but to experienced dog men and women who have used fish antibiotics for decades to treat a wide array of common health problems, ranging from ear and urinary tract infections to barbed-wire rips.”
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
His Mother Named Him Marmaduke?
“In the 1930s, Marmaduke went to Loch Ness to look for the Loch Ness Monster. Wetherell claimed to have found footprints, but when casts of the footprints were sent to scientists for analysis they turned out to be from a hippopotamus; a prankster had used a hippopotamus-foot umbrella stand. (There is strong evidence that Wetherell perpetrated the hoax himself) As a result, Wetherell was publicly ridiculed by his employer, the Daily Mail. To get revenge on the Mail, Wetherell perpetrated the hoax "surgeon's photograph" of the Loch Ness Monster with his son Ian (who bought the material for the fake and took the photos), son-in-law Christian Spurling (a sculpture specialist), and Maurice Chambers (an insurance agent), taking a picture of a toy submarine made of plastic wood and passing it off as the monster. Chambers gave the photographic plates to surgeon Robert Kenneth Wilson, a friend of his who enjoyed "a good practical joke". Wilson had the plates developed and sold the first photo to the Daily Mail; the Mail would then announce that the monster had been photographed. The photo had been described as a hoax as early as 1975, but this was not common knowledge among the general public until 1994.”































































